Nostalgi

Tiden flyr som aldrig förr. För blott 5 år sedan kunde man köpa en "telefonkatalog" för interwebben... och man formligen bombarderades med lukruativa erbjudanden om typ gratis pengar från olika delar av Afrika, s k Nigeriabrev.

Nu måste det ha uppstått en reva i rymd-tid-väven, för jag fick baske mig ett Nigeriabrev alldeles nyss. Så här står det:

It took me time and the divine intervention of the Lord to write you this
mail, as we have never had any correspondence before. My name is Rev.Father
Peter George a Catholic priest Port-Luis Mauritius in South African, I am very
much interested in a relationship with you for our mutual benefits as I have
access to what is needed but lack the experience and not in a position to
perfect its use.

There is an urgent need for me to contact you as I recently have been granted
an opportunity to have access to Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars Only). Access to this fund is made available by a woman, who
happens to be a member of my parish. She is well known in this community and
aside being a major real estate agent she is a magnet in environmental
management and was a licensed oil merchant before now.Unfortunately she has been
living and struggling with breast cancer for almost five years now. Though she
is unmarried and has a 12year old daughter and I have been responsible for her
care since the outbreak of her horribledilemma. She has been through a second
operation, and though she is to undergo a final operation within the next few
days, the doctors have not given her much of a chance to live. She is not aware
of this fact and she stills remains hopeful that something positive can be done
in her case.Based on my last one on one discussion with her yesterday afternoon
on the f

Unfortunately I'm definitely not in a position to run things, which is why I
seek your indulgence assist in taking control of managing the fund,. I have
resolved with her on an agreement that will be drawn up by you on a yearly
charge that will be paid to you for taking control for the up keep of her
daughter's furure.I do also want to point out the fact that what we are looking
for are mature and credible person with the right mental attitude and acumen to
handle a transaction of this magnitude, so please ignore this mail if you don't
fall within this category and accept my sincerely apologies for the
inconvenience the mail might have caused you and i will appreciate if this
collaboration be treated with absolute in a Godly Manner and trust due to the
out come of the fund also be aware that everything that we are going to embark
upon will be done aboveboard.

If this proposal meets with your interest then do get back to me as soon as
possible so that we can work out the modalities to effect a business
relationship. You are required to provide me with the following information for
ease of documentation/transfer of title of the funds which will be done through
an attorney:

1,FULL NAMES 2,AGE 3,CONTACT ADDRESS 4,OCCUPATION

While awaiting your prompt and kind response, do accept my best wishes.

Om någon känner sig sugen på att assistera den stackars predikanten så kan han nås på revpeter@rexian.com.